Jokes About March Break

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave

9. Wet bonnet contest

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

7. Buttermilk keggar

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale

5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"

4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers

3. Sleep 'til 6 AM

2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite ass

1. Churn butter naked